Audio Surfaces of Potty-Mouthed Bristol Palin's Account of Drunken Brawl

Someone ought to tell Mama Grizzly to wash her cub's mouth out with soap.

"Shit," "fuck," "cunt," "slut."

Not exactly teen princess language, much less words you'd expect to hear from someone whose popular blog professes "Christian" morals and "family" values. And yet here we are -- those were the very words you can hear Britol Palin using ad nauseam to a police officer while explaining her self-purported victimization during a boozy brawl that involved most of her family members on September 6 at a party outside of Anchorage.

A one-minute-and-twenty-four second audio clip of an Anchorage police officer interviewing failed GOP Vice Presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, has been released onYouTube. In the clip, a noticeably distraught Palin, 24, gives her account of the brawl.

Bristol: "My sister came up to me and said "this old lady just fucking pushed me. She just hit me. Oh no fucking hell no. No one is going to hit my sister. So we're in the limo. I walk back up "Did you push my sister?" and some guy gets in my face, pushes me down on the grass, drags me across the grass "you slut! you fucking cunt, you fucking this, you fucking.." I get back up and he pushes me back on the grass again .. and he's the one that's leaving and I have my five-year-old.

Bristol: "I don't know how old she was. Some lady with gray hair who wants to push my little 14-year .. uh 20-year-old sister. I'm going to defend my sister. A guy comes out of nowhere, pushes me on the ground, takes me by my feet... in my dress... my thong dress... in front of everybody... "Come on you cunt! Get the fuck out of here! Come on you slut! Get the fuck out of here!"

As previously reported by EDGE, a 26-page police report was released by local authorities earlier this month. In the report, Korey Klingenmeyer, who hosted the party which was crashed by the Palin family, gave a conflicting account of the events involving Bristol Palin.

According to the police report, Klingenmeyer, who appeared to be mildly intoxicated, was aware of a fight in the cul-de-sac in front of his home involving Track and Todd Palin, and advised his guests not to get involved and stay in the backyard.

Several minutes later, Bristol Palin came to the back of the house shouting that she was going to fight a female party guest who allegedly pushed her younger sister, Willow. Klingenmeyer claims to have told Bristol that there would be no fighting at his party, and asked her to leave, at which point she said she that he "didn't own the place" and that she would "kick his ass."

Klingenmeyer said in the report that Bristol punched him in the face five or six times before he grabbed her fist and she fell to the ground. He asserted that she got up and tried to hit him again and fell to the ground a second time after he grabbed her fist.

According to Klingenmeyer, at that time, three to four men came up the driveway, one yelling that he was going to beat his ass for beating his sister. Several of the guests stepped in to help him and a larger fight broke out where "the Palins ended up losing."

As a coda to the brawl, after it was over, he claims that Bristol came up and tried to hit him again.

Five eyewitnesses back up Kliengenmeyer's account in the police report.

Prosecutors in Anchorage announced earlier this month that they declined to file criminal charges on anyone involved in the brawl that involved most of the Palin family.

You can listen to the audio below. It's NSFW, so turn the speakers down if you're at work or around impressionable young ones.