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Which State Has the Biggest Penis Size?

by Jason St. Amand
National News Editor
Wednesday Dec 4, 2013

Size queens rejoice.

Condom company has released a state-by-state ranking of penis size based on sales of large-sized condoms. According to the results, the lovely men of North Dakota have the largest tools in the country.

In second place is Rhode Island, with South Dakota placing third. Washington D.C. and Massachusetts placed fourth and fifth, respectively.

Time's Jessica Roy, however, points out that there some problems with's research.

"Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness," she writes. "Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We've reached out to Condomania to confirm."

Jezebel writes, "the results of a survey like this would skew rural; it's utilizing data from a website where people order condoms by mail. If you can just pop down to the bodega for some Magnums, then why would you add several steps between you and safe sex? It also ignores the places where the guys with big penises opt to raw dog rather than wrap it up."

"On one hand, this study's results are nothing more than entertaining discussion fodder about where men with large penises are more likely to order condoms from one specific online prophylactic emporium."

Take a look at the list below... and show some sympathy for Mississippi, which apparently is the country's smallest.

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi


  • Unbreakable1, 2013-12-04 21:53:10

    Well considering MS is at the bottom of the list for most things it’s no surprise they are last here. Due to the lack of intellectual prowess they have difficulty navigating the Internet

  • labman57, 2013-12-05 09:54:42

    States in the north may have the largest penises, but the Bible Belt is where you’ll find the biggest dicks.

  • , 2014-02-05 17:40:00

    As a "friendly" guy, I take issue with this one. The biggest ones I’ve seen are from Idaho--you know who you are!

  • Anonymous, 2015-05-27 01:43:31

    RI’s traditional motto (suppressed by the Catholic Church when the Irish too over) is "RI, the biggest little cock in the Union.!" That’s why the Rhode Red rooster/cock is the state symbol.

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