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Hedda Dishes :: Baby Boom (Not)

by Hedda Lettuce
Friday Sep 30, 2011

Hello gentle Americans. Am I the only person who finds pregnant woman repulsive?

After seeing the photo of the aging bimbo, on the cover of NY Magazine, with her bloated belly, gray hair and wrinkles, all I want to do is barf all over my tits. The cover story is about how more women past the age of forty are popping out useless blobs of flesh. And I am supposed to be happy about this? More hungry mouths sucking up the oxygen and drinking up the already depleted water supplies sends me into shivers. Shut Jennifer Aniston's vagina now! Kelly Preston put a cork in it! Angelina Jolie it is time to close that thing for renovations.

Watching woman walk around with their distended stomachs, with this look of entitlement on their faces, demanding with a cold look for your seat on the subway, enrages me. Do you know what I say to them, "Listen bitch I am not the one who told you to get knocked-up. So don't give me that stink eye because you want my seat.

Hedda Lettuce is NYC premier Drag Comic. Hedda has appeared with the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, Tyra Banks, Vanessa Williams and Madonna on such television shows as Project Runway, Sex and the City, The Tyra Banks Show, the MTV Movie Awards and Ugly Betty. Hedda is one of the stars of The Sundance Channel’s new reality show-Garo Unleased and was on LOGO’s DRAGTASTIC! Hedda’s film appearances include: The Look (Carol Alt), Too Wong Foo, GO GO CRAZY from the producers of The Big Gay Musical, Violet Tendencies and Musical Chairs. She has been in numerous Off-Broadway shows and her annual holiday show-Lettuce Rejoice-has been a sold out event for the past ten years. Miss Lettuce has also had the pleasure of working with many high-profile charity events. For the past ten years, Hedda has been hosting a classic movie night, at the Clearview Chelsea Cinemas. This past June, Miss Lettuce celebrated her 11th anniversary hosting classic films at the legendary Ziegfeld Theater.


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